The Real Slim Shady Lyrics | Eminem | The Marshall Mathers LP

The Real Slim Shady Lyrics song from the Eminem album sung by The Marshall Mathers LP. The Real Slim Shady Lyrics were written by Eminem, Dr. Dre, Mel-Man, Tommy Coster and Mike Elizondo.

The Real Slim Shady Lyrics

May I have your attention, please?

May I have your attention, please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

We’re gonna have a problem here

Y’all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door

And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before

They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (Agh!)

It’s the return of the

“Oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding

He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”

And Dr. Dre said

Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (Ha-ha!)

Feminist women love Eminem

“Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady,

I’m sick of him

Look at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-what

Flippin’ the you-know-who”, “Yeah, but he’s so cute though”

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”

And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is

Of course, they’re gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

they’ve got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?

We ain’t nothin’ but mammals

Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

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I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up

Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)

Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me

“But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?”

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?

Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first

Little bitch put me on blast on MTV

“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee”

I should download her audio on MP3

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!)

I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me

So I have been sent here to destroy you

And there’s a million of us just like me

Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me

Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me

And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

With his windows down and his system up

So will the real Shady please stand up

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha-ha

I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us

Fuck it, let’s all stand up

The Real Slim Shady

Song	The Real Slim Shady
Artist	Eminem
Album	The Marshall Mathers LP
Released	2000
Writer	Eminem, Dr. Dre, Mel-Man, Tommy Coster & Mike Elizondo
Category	English Song Lyrics

FAQ

Who Wrote the “The Real Slim Shady”?

“The Real Slim Shady” lyrics were written by Eminem, Dr. Dre, Mel-Man, Tommy Coster & Mike Elizondo.

What is the producer’s name of “The Real Slim Shady” Lyrics?

“The Real Slim Shady” lyrics were produced by Dr. Dre & Mel-Man.

When did Aerosmith release “The Real Slim Shady”?

“The Real Slim Shady” released by Aerosmith on April 18, 2000.